Baby it's cold outside

So cold that it's too cold to roll up my right pant leg when riding my bike (you know, where the gears tend to grab at your ankles).  Anyway, I usually try to wear some kind of skinny jean or very straight jean, but who has enough of those for as many days as I ride my bike?  I've got lots of bellbottoms, though.  And, not only are those hard to roll up, but they are so billowy and a bike rider's worst enemy.  Bottom line: Don't wear bellbottoms while riding your bike.  Or else: Your pants won't be bellbottoms for very much longer...

Too old for wisdom teeth

Went to the dentist today and they gotta come out.  They just gotta.  It'll probably happen sometime in the summer.  But for now I'm just waiting and watching my bottom row shift around while they grow in.  My teeth used to be straight, I swear.  Anyway, while looking through old photos of my dog, I found one of the funniest things I've seen in a while:

Yep, that's me in a batman costume (boys size large 10-12, actually).